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Idiots…Idiots All Around Me
I have a theory. I think at any given moment, at least in the state of Florida, you are surrounded by at least ten idiots. From the idiots who can’t handle the lofty task of flipping on a turn signal,...
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The Mystery Bruise
I have a bruise on my ass. It’s not a little one. It’s one of those scary “Tupac black” bruises that leaves pasty white people like me wondering if we have leukemia. It’s large and black, and in the...
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Or You Could Try Not Being a Dick
Check out the below eye roll inducing video. For those who don’t want to watch, some Texas idiot decided based on his extensive legal expertise of…well, not being a lawyer, that’s for damn sure, he was...
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The Pumpkin Agenda
What’s with all the pumpkin flavored crap coming out in August? Usually, I only have like two months of pumpkin to deal with. But now, pumpkin is slipping its way into my coffee and my beer earlier...
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Everyone’s Offended All The Time
Is it just me, or is it starting to seem like everyone is offended all the time? People are offended by a Halloween costume based on Caitlyn Jenner. People are offended by the K-State marching band...
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A Really Offensive Grammar Lesson
Something neat about the English language. Check out the below. Yes, it is true that human beings, being the adaptable creatures we are, can still decipher a message that is completely spelled wrong....
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The School of Life Isn’t Accredited – Learn Something
If there is a phrase that I hate more than the phrase “street smart” it’s “the school of life.” A lot of people who never bothered with college use it to make themselves feel better for not going to...
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In Regards to My OFFICIAL NOTICE OF TRASH VIOLATION
I am filled with deep shame. I came home to learn I had violated the Trash Code of Conduct and had been singled out as part of a special Trash Control Task Force (Or TCTF for short) when it was noted...
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I know what you’re searching for….
There are three topics that bring people to my blog time and time again. In order of popularity, they are; How to pass a drug test How to use the darknet (ironic, because half the reason you’d need to...
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You Are the Problem
The Harvard Business Review published an interesting study recently. In it, they actually isolated a ‘drama’ gene, proving that certain people are more prone to drama than others. These individuals...
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